if you speak japanese, i have a question to ask you

Okay... I was looking at Utada Hikaru songs. I dunno if this is really by Utada Hikaru, but this came up.



ぼくはくま　くま　くま　くま
車じゃないよ　くま　くま　くま
歩けないけど踊れるよ
しゃべれないけど歌えるよ
ぼくはくま　くま　くま　くま

ぼくはくま　くま　くま　くま
けんかはやだよ　くま　くま　くま
ライバルは海老フライだよ
ゼンセはきっとチョコレート
ぼくはくま　くま　くま　くま

Bonjour! Je m\'appelle Kuma.
Comment ça va?

ぼくはくま　くま　くま　くま
冬は眠いよ　くま　くま　くま
夜は「おやすみ、まくらさん」
朝は「おはよう、まくらさん」
ぼくはくま　くま　くま　くま

夜は「おやすみ、まくらさん」
朝は「おはよう、まくらさん」
ぼくはくま　九九　くま　ママ　くま　くま

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Now... when I translated it, this is what it said...
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Can of can the dance singing is though ....no corner corner corner
corner car it.. Ayu.. disregarded by me.

The chocolate I am a corner corner corner surely corner. Zense ..the
lobster fly it.. ..corner corner corner corner fight.. rival ..me..

Bonjour! Je m\'appelle Kuma.
Comment ça va?

"Good morning Mr. pillow" I am a corner corner corner corner at "Good
night Mr. pillow" morning in the corner corner corner corner winter ..
me.. ..sleepy.. ..Yol...

"Good morning Mr. pillow" I am a mama corner of 99 corner corners
corner at "Good night Mr. pillow" morning at night.
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Is that right? It can't be right. I seriously laughed for a LOOOOOONG time when I saw it. Is that what it translates to?

 

NEVER. USE. AUTO. TRANSLATORS. EVAR.

And, it's:

"I am bear, bear, bear, bear.
Not a car, bear, bear, bear.
I can't walk, but I can dance.
I can't talk, but I can sing.
I am a bear, bear, bear, bear

I am a bear, bear, bear, bear.
It's bad to quarrel, bear, bear, bear.
My rival is fried prawns.
I definitely used to be chocolate.
I am a bear, bear, bear, bear.

Hello, my name is Kumo (meaning bear in Japanese)
How are you?

I am a bear, bear, bear, bear.
I'm sleepy in winter, bear, bear, bear.
At night, I say "Good night, Mr. Pillow."
In the morning, I say "Good morning, Mr. Pillow."
I am a bear, bear, bear, bear

At night, I say "Good night, Mr. Pillow."
In the morning, I say "Good morning, Mr. Pillow."
I'm a bear, 99, Mama, bear, bear."

... Who in God's name made this? O_O

 

I have no idea...

THANK YOU!

But... wtf?

 

lolz hello mr. pillow XD