If you have suffered major lacerations, burns, fractures or bone breaks,

or death for a T-40 Motorcross Vehicle, please call now.

 

I remember once I almost got my head cracked open.

Unpleasant situation.

At least I didn't have to go to school the following morning.

 

Hello? Anyone there?

 

Hello mam? Hello? Heeelo? Is this a prank call?

 

This is Patrick

 

hello is this the krusty krab

 

Why yes it is, thank you for calling, what would you like to order.

 

Patrick , it's over between us

Why can't you just accept that?

 

No, say it isn't so, Armando!
I need to feel your supply man flesh between my lips
Every night I desire you, an aching desire that burns for all time
Please, we can't end it like this.

 

GET THE FUCK OFF MY LIFE ALREADY. row

 

WHY DON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEE

 

NO ABLO ESPANOL!!

 

Spanish Spellcheck much?

 

Yeah, I can see that.

 

lol, yeah, you'll have to show me where that is.

 

IMA GO LAY ROBOT EGGS IN UR BASEMENT! a