If you could have any sport in the Olympics:

What would it be?

Rules:

1. It actually has to be a sport. Sleeping, reading, etc... Doesn't count.

2. KEEP IT CLEAN!!!

Mine would be miniature golf. Just to see how serious the commentators could be in it.

 

beer chugging

 

Gloucestershire cheese chase rolling. Because... there doesn't even need to be a reason.

 

Quidditch .

 

Fun fact: There is actually Quidditch played in several colleges.

Just without flying. So that is a possibility.

And for the people who don't believe me:

 

Orgies.

 

That's not keeping it clean.

 

Non-Heterosexual Tolerance.

Oh wait that's not a game.

 

That's why I'm not against it, but I won't bring it up here. Read the rules for the thread please.

 

Probably have to be Pokèmon Pinball R/S Version

 

I do have to admit: A video game sport would be kickass. An ACTUAL video game, not FIFA or something like that.

 

Bra unhooking.

 

Petition for a Call of Duty competition at the Olympics

 

Or Halo... :P

An RPG would be nice, if you're willing to sit through 40-60 hours of playthrough. *it'd be a speed event so level grinding is a no-no* No luck-based... Though I do crack up at the thought of a Mario Party event.

 

we need some Olympic Ribbit King, Putin

 

Or Frogger, not George Costanza style... Just... Well, cars hurt when they hit you. And can kill.