If Xaldin Became President....

This is what he said would happen...

[21:24] <Xaldin> And see what I can do
[21:24] <Raito> >.>
[21:24] <Rose> IT WOULD BE THAT
[21:24] <Roxasvsriku> Xaldin... no.
[21:24] <Xaldin> Naaaah I'm not into waar
[21:24] <libregkd> Nemo me impune lacessit
[21:24] <Rose> BUT WOULD A NUCLEAR MISSLE LAUNCH
[21:24] <Rose> ACCIDENTALLY|
[21:24] <Xaldin> I'd first disarm every deadly weapon
[21:24] <Xaldin> And then
[21:24] <Xaldin> Finally do my live long dream
[21:24] <Rose> AND HE WOULD BLOW UP RUSSIA!!!
[21:24] <libregkd> See? I know some latin
[21:24] <Xaldin> And see what happens when you tie a monkey onto a nuke
[21:25] <Rose> nice
[21:25] <Xaldin> And fire it safely into the sea
[21:25] <Raito> >.>
[21:25] <Rose> .....................
[21:25] <Rose> WTF?
[21:25] <Raito> I hope that monkey can swim.
[21:25] <Xaldin> Well the sea is the safest place to blow up a nuke
[21:25] <Xaldin> What's the worst that could happen?
[21:25] <Rose> No its really not
[21:25] <libregkd> What Rose?
[21:25] <Raito> but what if you hit Cuba?
[21:25] <Suzaku> GODZILLA HAPPENED
[21:25] <Suzaku> THAT'S WHAT
[21:25] <Xaldin> LOL
[21:25] <Raito> or cause another tsunami
[21:25] <Rose> Big tital wave!
[21:25] <libregkd> GODZILLA TEACHES INMPoRTANT LESSoN!
[21:25] <Xaldin> I SHOULD THROW TURTLES INTO A SEWER
[21:25] <Raito> yes it does
[21:25] <Rose> ..............
[21:25] <Raito> Godzilla told me
[21:25] <Raito> destroy all eggs
[21:25] <Xaldin> And make all cops wear Power Ranger outfits
[21:25] <Raito> or it will come back to haunt you
[21:25] <Rose> WTF
[21:25] <libregkd> >_>
[21:26] <Xaldin> I'd turn New York into Disney York
[21:26] <libregkd> The PRSIM RANGERS
[21:26] <Rose> Someone stop him now
[21:26] <libregkd> *PRISM
[21:26] <Raito> no
[21:26] <Raito> this is good stuff
[21:26] <Xaldin> And make an area designed for caturday
[21:26] <Raito> XD
[21:26] <libregkd> I'll kill you Xaldin
[21:26] <Rose> I think I will quote this...
[21:26] <Xaldin> Also
[21:26] <libregkd> no also
[21:26] <Rose> If Xaldin became President
[21:26] <Xaldin> E3 will be
[21:26] <Xaldin> Once every 6 months
[21:26] <Xaldin> Finally
[21:26] <libregkd> post and die
[21:26] <Xaldin> If Japan makes a game
[21:26] <libregkd> >>
[21:27] <Rose> ...
[21:27] <Xaldin> They are not allowed to release it until they make an english version
[21:27] <Rose> lmao
[21:27] <Raito> XD
[21:27] <Xaldin> And simutaenously release it
[21:27] <Rose> I like the last one
[21:27] <libregkd> **** that
[21:27] <Raito> XD
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[21:27] <Raito> SCREW THAT
[21:27] <Raito> I'm a purist
[21:27] <Xaldin> And
[21:27] <Xaldin> all games
[21:27] <Raito> I'd play any game in Japanese
[21:27] <Xaldin> Must be dual audio
[21:27] <libregkd> Why doesn't America do the same thing huh?
[21:27] <libregkd> Or EU?
[21:27] <Raito> dual audio
[21:27] <Raito> XD
[21:27] <libregkd> HUh?
[21:27] <Xaldin> America has to do it too
[21:27] <libregkd> HUh?
[21:27] <Xaldin> And EU
[21:27] <libregkd> HUH?!?!?
[21:27] <Xaldin> They're all gonna have to do it
[21:27] <Greed> if xal becomes president all religions will convert to GX. i will be thier idol. all nations and ppls would see me as thier ruler
[21:27] <Suzaku> I only wish for dual-language
[21:27] <Xaldin> Even if it involves justslapping subtitles
[21:27] <Xaldin> They wil do it
[21:27] <Roxasvsriku> That's like making the dubbed Naruto before the decent Jap anime. xD
[21:27] <Xaldin> Oh
[21:28] <Xaldin> No
[21:28] <Xaldin> Naruto will be canceled
[21:28] <libregkd> Dude...think of all the H-Games that would be released
[21:28] <libregkd> >_>
[21:28] <Raito> DUDE
[21:28] <Raito> NO
[21:28] <Xaldin> And I will order war on Naruto's company
[21:28] <Roxasvsriku> xD
[21:28] <Raito> >.>
[21:28] <Suzaku> All the KH final mixes were just subtitle slap ons
[21:28] <Xaldin> I will declare war on that one company
[21:28] <Greed> and we would impeach u xal
[21:28] <libregkd> yea
[21:28] <Suzaku> I'm sure no one will mind if they don't know wtf they mean
[21:28] <Xaldin> And bomb it
[21:28] <Xaldin> Also
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[21:28] <Roxasvsriku> So you would also declare war on Bleach and other shows, lol.
[21:28] <libregkd> Bleach and One Piece
[21:28] <libregkd> Please kill those
[21:28] <Xaldin> BLeach will be if thye go over 180 episodes
[21:28] <libregkd> They will
[21:29] <Suzaku> Isn't that what they're doing with Diamond and Pearl Pokemon?
[21:29] <Xaldin> Then they will be bombed
[21:29] <Suzaku> I swear the dubs are coming out way too fast
[21:29] <Xaldin> Then they will be bombed
[21:29] <Suzaku> I swear the dubs are coming out way too fast
[21:29] <libregkd> They're already at 160 somthing....
[21:29] <Raito> Pokemon sucks now.
[21:29] <Roxasvsriku> Fack Pokemon, lol.
[21:29] <Suzaku> lmao
[21:29] <Raito> I play Pokemon Crater
[21:29] <Raito> =D
[21:29] <Xaldin> Sonic will also be threatened
[21:29] <libregkd> RAPE!!!!!!!!!!
[21:29] <Suzaku> I swear they just took the video streams
[21:29] <Xaldin> If they don't make a good game in the next 2 years
[21:29] <libregkd> SONIC needs to die
[21:29] <Xaldin> They will be destroyed
[21:29] <Suzaku> and just wrote their own scripts
[21:29] <Raito> Pokemon Crater FTW!!!!!!!!!
[21:29] <Raito> =D
[21:29] <Suzaku> without waiting for JP airs
[21:29] <Greed> so xaldin, what position would i have if u wher pres considering we are good friends XD
[21:29] <Roxasvsriku> Pikachu = fail
[21:29] <Raito> aww
[21:29] <Xaldin> Janitor
[21:29] <Raito> no no no
[21:30] <Xaldin> I dunno
[21:30] <Greed> id assasinate u will ui ****
[21:30] <libregkd> My friend wanted to **** Pikachu once <_<
[21:30] <Xaldin> Video game tester
[21:30] <Xaldin> or whatever
[21:30] <Xaldin> I dunno
[21:30] <Xaldin> xD
[21:30] <Raito> >.>
[21:30] <Greed> yay!
[21:30] <Greed> game tester!
[21:30] <Roxasvsriku> ............wtf?
[21:30] <Raito> smosh beat up pikachu
[21:30] <Xaldin> Also
[21:30] <Raito> =D
[21:30] <Xaldin> Besides there being E3
[21:30] <Xaldin> and COmic-con
[21:30] <Xaldin> There will be a Fantanime
<Xaldin> Where all companies can show off their newest animes / dubs and mangas


Personally, I think there would be no internet, we would all die a tragic death, he would blow up half of the world, Push the big red shinny button that says "dont push", and life would end as we know it.

What do you guys think?

 

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