If this doesn't scare you...

I don't know what will, then. And you scare me.

This video is so weird. Chocolate Rain Original Spoof.

Lyrics!
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
Is going to cost me a fortune in dry cleanin'

Chocolate Rain
Politicians doing lots of nasty stuff
Chocolate Rain
In particular that nasty man, George Bush

Chocolate Rain
They control your mind like they were David Blaine
Chocolate Rain
The rain in spain falls mainly on the plain

Chocolate Rain
The logical way to eat soup is with a spoon
Chocolate Rain
Jonny Depp was the real star of the film Platoon

Chocolate Rain
I hate it when the bank closes at 5
Chocolate Rain
Only two of the Bee Gees are still Stayin' Alive

Chocolate Rain
I heard the transformers movie doesn't suck
Chocolate Rain
The mallard is the most recognisable of the ducks

Chocolate Rain
Before using your bicycle, always check your brakes
Chocolate Rain
Bees kill more people yearly than snakes

Chocolate Rain
My cousin says he can take out a large dog in one punch
Chocolate Rain
Worse than the worst swear word, probably (this word is censored out in the video)

 

That wasn't scary, just stupid.

 

That's pretty much the point...

 

OMG CARROTS! WATCH OUT! *ducks beneath counter*

 

Hmm...It's sort of like Darth Vader meets Willy Wonka.