if this doesn't put a smile on your face

you be one depressed ass muthafucka

http://www.gizoogle.net/

comedy gold

 

Clearly the best use of this.

 

Okay, this made my day. XD

 

I LOL'd when I saw flava flave as their icon on the news section

 

Normally, I'm always smiling and happy, but this just confuses me and I don't like it. I blame the rap music.

 

Original sentence "weres my money Shannon? I asked you for more than a day"
Translated sentence: " Weres mah scrilla Shannon, biatch? I axed yo ass fo' it mo' than a day"
http://www.gizoogle.net/textilizer.php
XD I laughed my ass of at this translator

 

A way to actually enjoy Amaury's posts

(no hate playa, just kiddin)

 

There’s a special some **** bout Ghetto Hearts. For mutha****in years I’ve tried ta put mah finger on tha definizzle of dissome **** yo, but I’ve never come up wit a satisfyin answer. One mutha****in thang I know fo' shizzle is that��"personally��"no other vizzle game franchise has been so influential n' thought-provokin as dis one fo' realz. A deceptizzle depth underlies itz simplistic, Disney-esque feel. Itz charactas have grown on me��"and almost grown up withme��"to tha point where I regard em as “old playas.” Da lessons I’ve hustled from dis franchise as a whole can’t all be listed here yo, but I’d like ta highlight a shitload of them, none-the-less. They have touched mah thuglife n' hyped up mah convictions, n' fo' dat I believe they deserve recognition.

 

This is funny and creepy in many ways for me.

 

Funniest muthaf**kin thang i've ever seen, muthaf**ka! I don't give a fu*k how tha fu*k dis aint everyonez default search engine already. I be bout ta never search fo' thangs wit regular oldschool google again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Wonder if they have some shiznit like dis fo' manga?

Spoiler: Translation

Funniest thing i've ever seen! I don't know how this isn't everyone's default search engine already. I'll never search for things with regular old google again. Wonder if they have something like this for manga?

 

oh dear

 

It didn't put a smile on my face because I already had a smile on my face.

 

You should try it with rps....no words.

 

Where did yo ass git dis from, biatch? Why aint every last mutha****in mutha****a gonna put dis as they default browser?

 

Lol "Da Hero of Time" and "Wikipizzle"

EDIT: Shakespeare has been Gizoogle'd:

Thus conscience do make cowardz of our asses all.


It doesn't even make sense.

 

This just made every wikipedia article 10x more entertaining to read.