If Sora was

[If Sora was] asleep he'd be Snora.
Your turn.

 

if roxas was annoying, he'd be obroxas.

 

If Namine were african-american, she'd be Obamine.

 

If Xion were a beverage, she'd be Powerade Xion.

 

If I punched you in the face you'd have a runny nose >:|

 

If Kairi kept secrets she'd write them in a Dairi.

 

Why did I come in this thread again?

 

If I could think of something not funny I'd post it.

 

If Riku was a girl he'd be Rikku.

 

If Ventus had a car, it would be a Vento.

 

If i cared about this thread,i'd post.(Again)

 

If Ventus was a Beverage, He'd be a Venti Cappuccino.

If Roxas actually told us where he was truly from, it'd be The Bronxs.

...Wow that was lamer than I thought it would be.

 

D:

sadface.

 

If Demyx were a mexican his minority status would prevent him from acquiring the proper documentations to register his application into an organization such as Organization XIII, leaving him to play sitar on the the streets to pay for what mediocre standard of living he can afford being a broke musician in a foreign world with no financial or familiar assets :lolface:

And that;s why your dreams of finding a better life in the U.S. are nothing but false hopes and fairy tales, children ^__^

 

If Sora was a butter brand he's be Flora

If Sora was an explorer he'd be Dora

If Terra was a movie genre he'd be terror

If Ventus was a sweet he's be Mentos

Alright I'm stopping there before they get stupider.

 

If Sora

..screw this shit.

 

If Kairi was data, she'd be Binairi.
If Cloud was sad, he'd be a Rain Cloud.
If Ansem wore a tuxedo, he would be Hansem.
If Riku was a ******bag, he would be Riku.

 

This thread humors me.

 

If Sora was a girl he'd be Rebecca Black.
Just Sayin'.