If life could glitch...

This game is inspired by a weird conversation I had with my friend today, lol

~How to Play~
Simply post what you think would happen if your life were to glitch like a game usually does :)

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*drowns*
*floats to top of the room*

 

If life could glitch, then I'd have a million dollars in my pocket right now.

 

If life could glitch... I probably run around really fast at warp speed! :D Then again I might run into a couple of stop signs and demolish people's houses in a matter of minutes... I'll stick to flying then. xD

 

I'd probably abuse a glitch so that way I could walk between really tight spaces and then suddenly just end up walking into walls and stuff, and then peak my face out so I can attack unsuspecting victems :P

 

If life could glitch, I'd be stuck in a T-shaped stance.

 

I would probably get ****ed over and my life would end instantly. I would disappear and all. That's after I start spazzing out like a TV with no satellite signal.

Yeah, sounds about right. :]

 

I would have a katana in my hands and the bloody body of the guy I hate in a car, even though I don't drive... yet.

 

And if there were to be a second glitch I would have a billion dollars in my pocket.

 

I wouldn't be here right now if life could glitch.

 

If there was another glitch, I'd soon fall through the floor as a big mushball.

 

i'd be dead... that sounded really grim...

 

If life could glitch, I'd be on the swings then suddenly get catapulted halfway down the country
(GTA IV Swings ftw :D)

 

If life could glitch, I would have very gigantic gloves.