If I Were A Student At Hogworts...

I'd be in Gryffindor.

I'd try and pull a prank on greasy Snape.

I'd kick Slytherin's arse in Quidditch.

And I'd excell in all my classes (but not the way Hermione did) and Quidditch, and I'd make Draco Malfoy's hair turn in a head full of snakes. XD


How about you?

 

If I were at Hogwarts:

I'd be in Gryffendor too.

I'D SNOG HARRY POTTER UNTIL HIS LOVELY LIPS FELL OFF.

I'd turn Malfoy's pants into worms.

I'D SNOG HARRY POTTER UNTIL HIS LOVELY LIPS FELL OFF.

I'd fail Potions.

I'D SNOG HARRY POTTER UNTIL HIS LOVELY LIPS FELL OFF.

Voldemort would be flooded with hate mail in a mere minute.

I'D SNOG HARRY POTTER UNTIL HIS LOVELY LIPS FELL OFF.

I'd kick every damn Slythern in the head while flying drunken on a broom.

I'D SNOG HARRY POTTER UNTIL HIS LOVELY LIPS FELL OFF.

I'd spy around Hogwarts, and find Ron and Malfoy in a hallway nekid.

I'D SNOG HARRY POTTER UNTIL IS LOVELY LIPS FELL OFF.

And I'd give Snape a cookie filled with Basilisk poison. But don't tell him I said that.

 

...all I can say is wow.

 

I would be pwned and no one would want me. :stupid:

 

No, how about we jinx a cake and give it to Snape because he's the best teacher around, and when he touches it it explodes! And they we say that we accidenlty put the firecrackers INSIDE the cake, not outside. >:3

 

Heh, how about we give all the blame to Mr. Malfoy? >:D I like not being expelled.

I bet Hermione would.

 

Yeah...
but wouldn't Snape pat Malfoy on the back and then go around giving us D+s in Potions. But, then, maybe I'll just give Mr. Snape a card... XD

 

I'd probably be in Gryffindor. And everyone claims that. Scary...

 

I only claimed it for various reasons. >.>

That explodes in his face? I like your style...

 

I know, my style is so devilish! >:3

Now, let's give Snape a pen that has a mind of its own! Muahahahahaha. And put spiders in Malfoy's bed!

 

I'd be in Ravenclaw, then spray-paint profanity on the other houses' banners, and blame it on someone else. Of course, I'd have to draw over the eyes of those naggy pantings.

 

Like Malfoy. And get him expelled.

 

Nah, it'd have to be someone in my house. They would wonder why the Ravenclaw banner wasn't painted on.

 

Let's sabatoge Snape's dinner. When he tries to eat it it'll scream,
"You ugly, greasy, big nosed git! Go and see a plastic surgeon so your reflection won't die when it sees you, ugh."
or
"What IS THAT THING ON YOUR HEAD? It looks like a dead rat that came out of the frying pan!"
"No wonder why no one likes you...you're EMO."
Imagine Snape's expression when it says EMO.

Who would it be?

 

The ghosts would tell on you. In a place like Hogwarts, where even the damn paintings have senses, you have to think ahead.

And I'd probably blame Ravenclaw's usual bad-***. I don't remember any names of Ravenclaw students from the book.

 

grifondoor(SP?) is overrated.

 

I'd Imperio Snape and make him do this:



Then I'd go snog Harry some more. :sly:

 

i would kill myself

 

Good point. Unless I got an invisibility cloak. But then I'd have to go past Filch. SUCKS. The bad part is if Snape found out I'd be in MAJOR detention.

Good one.

How about make his bed toss him out the window?

 

I'm guessing most of you haven't read the seventh book.

After reading that, Snape is one of my favorite characters D=