If any of you came in the theater where I work at

Then you'll have to clean up the mess yourself because I'm sure not cleaning it.

 

Wait. you have a job?

 

Still waiting for those robots that clean and organize everything for us, scientists.

 

You still have that job?

You do it if you want your paycheck.

 

When I walk into a theatre, my job is to watch movies and eat ridiculously expensive popcorn, which I pay money to do. YOUR job is to take my money, hive me tickets and ridiculously expensive popcorn, and clean up whatever u decide to throw onto the floor. You do that for pay and if you don't do it, you get fired.

But just because of this, I'm sneaking in bags of chips and Skittles, and leaving the ridiculously expensive popcorn where it is. Maybe I'll bring my own popcorn.

 

Speaking as someone who also works at a theater...

This is my least favorite type of customer. :L
We have signs posted everywhere that say "NO OUTSIDE FOOD AND DRINK," and yes, we are lenient with it. We usually blatantly see you carrying in your microwave bags of popcorn, and we don't bust you on it. But at least have the courtesy to pick it up.

 

This is my least favorite rule.

I am paying for the big screen, not the drinks and candy.

 

Which is why we're lenient with it, since (at my theater) you're paying us $5, $7, or $9 already. But... the garbage pails are like two feet away, just pick it up and throw it out.

 

I am a bit of a neat freak, so I always throw my trash away if I remember it. Or even if I see some trash that the sight of it is bothering me.

 

That's an awful attitude.

 

Fine by me, I'll just let my little minions (Little Brothers) make the mess FOR me. HAHAHA! Meanwhile I'll be munching on some candy sticks.

 

Betch, I'm the assistant manager, I tell people to clean up the messes people like you make. And your job is to give us money, sit down and shut the hell up while watching the movie. If I see you sneak in some snacks, I'll exile you and your chips from this theater for life.

 

That's a bit harsh on the chips don'tcha think? They were simply snacking around before they were made into criminals by people.

The most I ever bring into theaters is candy, and that's in my friends purse(brilliant I know). I rarely buy popcorn at all anymore, it's pricey and getting a drink there is far more important.

 

I would buy a large popcorn and soda and I'D THROW IT ON THE GROUND
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
I'M NOT APART OF THIS SYSTEM
MAAAAAN
SHOVE THOSE RULES IN ANOTHER MAN'S FACE