I need £999 For all you Americans that is: $1,571 How do I make this money? (Apart from getting a job, workin' on it...)
Go out into the dangerous part of Cardiff with a sign that says, "My friend in America has made delicious brownies and I want some. Please help me buy a £999 plane ticket so I can get some." It'll totally work.
I'll call you when I get killed by a hobo, a dog and some guys I went to High School with. Hmm, this is an option. I do need to clean my room as well...