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  1. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    Yeah. I'd get Universal Studios to come in and decorate my halls like Caves. It starts at my bedroom and goes to the bathroom. Okay, so it'd start ouyt, I'd have to take a really bad leak and I'd be nervous 'cause its dark, but since I have to go I'd have to make it through. So I'd run down through the halls and all of the sudden Vin Diesel would just come out and we'd fight but I'm paying him to loose so I'd knock that ******* down and then I'd continue to find my love in danger so I'd rescue him and we'd run across a wooden bridge that was built and then it'd BURST INTO FLAMES! And he'd hold onto my hand and be like "I'll love you no matter what!" and then he'd drop into the burning flames of the bridge. I'd be like,

    "NO!NO!NO!" But I gotta Piss like a Race horse. So I'd get to the bathroom and all of the sudden a hollagram of my dad will come up and he'll be like "Look behind the Shower Cur-!" Too late! A dragon! Comes out and threatens to flame me down but I'm faster, I'd grab the mirror off the Mecicine Cabinent and the flames would bounce off burning the dragon into sh-melting pieces. And then I'd go back to my bed once I'm done and the maid would come running in with her accent, "Nina! Is everything okay?" and I'll be all like "Yes, ma'am. Go back to your corridor." and then I'd look at the camera crew and go to bed, and then the camera would quiver to Vin Diesel, and his eyes would open back up.
     
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