Picture this. E3 2013. It's right about time for Sony's big conference. 3:00 rolls around. Here comes some white guy. Talks about Move for an hour. Walks off stage and the room goes completely black. ... Out comes an orchestra, jamming away, playing Simple and Clean. Out comes Tetsuya Nomura, the director of Kingdom Hearts I and II. Stops and pans the room. "After a long break from the Playstion console, we here at Square Enix felt like we should bring your favorite series back" ... "Back to Sony." Drum roll, crowd can barely contain their excitement. TV screen lights up, a scene of Sora, Donald, Goofy and Woody walking in Andy's Room. King Mickey shows up. Rocking a black hoodie. He says to Sora, "I see you got my letter." Simple and Clean comes back on in full force. Screen fades to black. Crowd is going insane. Camera shows Nomura. "We are now proud to announce..." Spoiler "Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories II. Coming to Playstation Vita this October."
Sony? Acknowledge a Japanese RPG during a press conference? HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They didn't even discuss Ni No Kuni. At all. A game from Studio Ghibli. Yeaaaaaaaah....
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