I tried to chug a glass of milk

5 percent of t went in my mouth

The other 95 percent was fed to my kitchen floor. The floor has milk allergies.../:

(Points to his dead floor)

We weren't able to get it out of the house in time. The Ambulances said it would have died anyway, because medical science has only come so far.

It's a sad thing...to see your kitchen floor die beneath your feet...

*tear*

 

....WTF??? O_o

 

Oh noes D:
Condolences
Must be horrible.

 

Yes...twas very sad. It was only 4 years old.../:

The funeral is in....53 seconds ago, if you want to come and forget to because it's to late anyway.

 

....Okay? Would you like a tisue, Sir Cin? *Holds out tissue*

 

It's always sad to lose one's floor.

 

So young ;_;

Oh, dang it I missed it :/ *shame*.

 

No...give the tissue to our Weber Grill, it's crying up a storm over there and I think it ran out.

 

...................................

 

So you killed your kitchen floor?
Murderer!