I thought this was pretty funny

I was telling my friend about Zalgo today.

Telling him how he waits behind the walls and will bring about the destruction of our world and such. And then about 3 minutes later, his nose started bleeding. For quite some time. Yes, this thread is open game to any Zalgo posts. Just thought I'd share Zalgo's attack on my friend today.

 

Yeah, Zalgo's pretty cool. I heard he's coming soon, might want to clean up kh-v, don't want to seem messy to somone like Zalgo.

 

Indeed. He waits behind the walls, but the wall has never been specified. It could be any wall. Quick! We must paint the walls to his satisfaction!

*grabs brush*

 

Cthulu > Zalgo

 

I even tried to tell him about Candlejack but he just disreg

 

and then did you find a map on the back of the declaration of independence?