I take pride

in the cutest [fake] couple category.

you're all welcome

the end
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first .

 

also,

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misty

my eyes are like faucets and the handle is broken off

WHY IS LOVE SO BEAUTIFUL BUT SO HEARTWRENCHING AND DANGEROUS

'take her now'



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I don't know, lately i've been so weird, like this bad month has really woken me up about a lot of things. reynolds says that it's because i'm different than others. its important because i'm having this time where i feel like i'm just drowning and everyone is swimming ahead and there's something that sets me apart. i don't know what to think of that but reynolds is usually very right. there are more details about it but it was coming straight from his heart. He also said a lot of times i experience things like this right before throngs of other people do in the school, and then i'll tell him about it and a week later he'll here bout some event that was really similar to something that just happened to me. he called me 'prophetic'. I really don't know what to think about that because no way to i believe i'm some sort of supernatural person who can see the future, but maybe he's onto something about me like, idk, feeling the future? i hate to claim superpowers, i know they don't exist, but there's so many instances of this that are just, idk. it can't be coincedence, can it? i don't want to sound concieded.

p.s. i love you
i'm sorry

 

**** you, you god damn whore.

<3
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You've completely demormalised me.

 

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I swear to god, THAT F*CKING CAT ROBOT!!!

 

What is going on in here.

 

[HOLY F*CK YOU'RE STILL HERE?!?!?!]

Take deep, deep pride in it. Especially if you're not even really in a relationship.

 

No one ever leaves

 

True statement.

 

that's not fair orange has a life now. for real.

 

This is probably going to end up as flame bait, but eff it, let's go through with it!

>"has a life"

Does anyone else ever wonder why this phrase has been implemented? I mean, it's mainly used to almost commemorate being social with other human beings. Is that really the only way to have a life? Being bored with a group of people instead of by yourself and never having time to do things you like?

 

fun fact the internet is where people go to be dead and when you leave the computer you magically become alive again

 

I thought the internet was where people used their evokers for real real.

 

I've brought it up before, I've always used the term 'irl' a little weird and offense? Because it implies that the internet is like.. pretend and somehow separate from 'real life.'

However the post about orange was sarcastic.

 

The sarcasm I caught. But Jerome and I have straight up made life plans with one another. Just makes me wonder why even just being a shut in, reading books all day, isn't considered having a life. Who knows, maybe they have a better life than all of us.

 

And my point was that you're kind of preaching to the choir on kingdom hearts videos dot net.

 

Haha, I wasn't looking to explain the difference, but to receive perspective to the phrasing. It was more a sudden fascination with contemporary English.