My legend began in the 18th century. You are the imposter. I know this because on the morning you where born I was sitting in the café opposite the day care centre you where hatched in while I drank my black coffee. Throughout the day I watched you run around with your mother, a Ditto, only to come over to me within a minute of birth and claim me as your father. I am your father and so is Bulbasaur but I still went onto drink my morning tea and then dance with the waitresses inside the restaurant we where in. [/Excalibur'd]
I take it you've never seen Soul Eater >> I'll explain my post. Excalibur constantly lies and changes things in his stories to comic effect. Then people cringe with an expression. Thanks for totally ruining my joke and making me explain it to you. You sir, have officially failed.
No, actually, now that I ruined your joke, i have succeded in making you irritated. i, sir, have won.
