I require your knowledge

In 1 hour, I am golfing with my boss and two co-workers. I do not want to end up like Andy Bernard.
Help...

 

i so sorry i is girl


girl no know of golf

 

Tell them you're sick.

 

No, i've committed to going because i've told him no the last 10 times he's asked.

 

I play golf.

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Just be relaxed and think of your favorite song while you hit.
It actually helps.

Try not to be nervous and don't swing like a mad man at the ball.

Aim and try not to hit too far.

It is actually suprisingly simple.

 

I tried to find a happy gilmore picture and then i typed in "its all in the hips"
then i found this:
._.

 

Buy Wii.

Play golf on Wii Sports.

Master the sport in 1 hour.

 

Thats how Tiger Woods did it.

 

My Wii Fit age is 28.

Gad.

 

I remember that
My WiiFit age is 13.

 

Bitches.

Just because you are actually the right age.

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I am going to work on the tree pose for you. ​

 

Your attempts at improving my golf game have culminated in the follow knowledge:

I can putt and discover water even when there is none on the hole.

 

See Scrubs, season 1.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGEdmFvyHIU

 

... Mine was 56 last time I checked. :x

 

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I see you can't do the balance tests either, Misty.​