I really hate myself right now

You know those kinds of people who will watch complete crap, even though they have heard a number of times that it is completely terrible and depraved of any humanity? They just need to experience it for themselves just to say that they have lived through it? That, the first chance they get, they will experience it?

I hate being that kind of person sometimes.

So, earlier today, I tell myself "Let's watch more Full Metal Alchemist". (NOTE: Don't think FMA is crap, I just haven't watched it all yet)

I go to Netflix and begin typing "full" and in the drop down bar, I see...

"The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence"

....

;__;

LET'S DO THIS!!

 

watch it stoned. you will have the worst paranoia.

 

Have fun being in the corner for the rest of your life.

 

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF

Have you ever wished to be blind before this moment?

Noooooo why would you suggest that I'd never want to wake up ever

 

Medically speaking, I can't get stoned. It would hurt me much more than this movie ever could (but it will come in close).

Just the IFC logo and I"m shaking. I need to mentally prepare myself.

 

No amount of preparation will help you watch this mind**** of a movie. /readthesummary

 

Honestly, it's a sense of curiosity. I know, "curiosity killed the cat" but I'm ready for it. And, I already saw the first one, so like it or not (and I don't), i'm invested. It's the kind of person I am. I should probably webcam my reactions for everyone's amusement.

Lucky you. I'm going in this cold.

 

Curiosity will do more than kill the cat.

 

like, are you allergic to weed or something?

 

Wow that really sucks a lot

Gotcha. It's still a gross concept I'm not into those kind of movies

 

I can guess that.

Heart problems. Smoking will really mess with my lungs, and oxygen intake, which I disparately need right now since I'm on a transplant list. And even if I didn't have problems, I just never found any reason to smoke weed. It just seemed lame to me.

Yep.

Setting up audacity for a commentary track. Will upload once I'm done so you all can hear my screams.

 

oh man, that sucks, i'm sorry to hear that. good luck with your transplant.

i would say eat pot brownies, but since it's you heart, that is a terrible idea.

 

It sounds like you have forgotten the definition of stoning.

Here, win The Lottery.

EDIT: Oh, that does suck.

You do not have to smoke to get stoned, though. There are other methods for taking cannabis.

 

Aw sorry dude :( Yeah although I like doing it, you're much better off without it in your life anyways. Good luck with your transplant <3

And haha oh geez

 

I've read it before. It's a brilliant story, I loved it. I also loved how much hate mail she got for writing it, even from her own parents.

 

Let's get married, we can spend the rest of our lives watching stupid crap 8D

 

Oh, wow, I never heard about that. It is one of my favorite stories, however... It was one of my favorite things about my Literature classes.

Why is that all of my posts screw up when you quote them? The font changes to something more like Times New Roman.

 

But I'm already with Twilight. I can always have a movie buddy though.

Dammit; had to quit because of random "family time". DX

 

it was published in the new yorker back in the fifties or something. a story like that in a major publication read by many people would get hate mail, considering the time period and all.

 

Why didn't you answer about the font thing? It happened again.

Yes, I suppose it would. It would get ever more these days, but it would also get praises to go with the hate.