I put my hands up air sometimes saying

I wanna boom bang bang with your body-o

 

I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes, sayin' aaaaa-yo, where's my maaaayo?

 

I throw my map into the air some times saying aaaaaaa-yo I'm Galalo

 

That song is catchy, but I wouldn't advertise that as a "bumpy ride".

Even with the misspelling of his name, this is hilarious.

 

I'm quite pleased that Taio Cruz has made it onto american charts :')






oh and also






I throw my condom in the air sometimes, singing ayyyyoo, ***** you're preggo~

 

Sometimes i throw little kids into the back of my van and say "aaaayyyyo- im a peeeeedoooo!"

 

I throw my Skittles in the air sometimes, sayin' "Aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyo, taste the raaaaaaaaaainbow!"

I throw my Spanish in the air sometimes, sayin' "Aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyo, no compreeeeeeeeendo!"

 

I throw you all in the air sometimes sayin', what the heeeellllll?!

 

I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYIN- HOLY CRAP are you ok, man? Wow. Sorry. Didn't see you there. :/

 

These two are clever. ^^

Edited for joo. ^^

I pour some milk in the glass sometimes, saying "Yeaaaaaaahooos! I got some O-re-oooooooos!"

I fail. But I really want an Oreo right now. Dx

 

I'm so confused right now.

 

I throw my rum up in the air sometimes, singing aaaaayyyyooooo, I'm Jack Sparroooooooow.

 

I throw my game up in the air sometimes, saying aaaaaaayooooooooo, im'a plaaaaaaaaay yooouuuuuuuuuu.

 

I throw my Facebook in the air sometimes saying ayo, where’d my life go?