With your work I shall finally craft a masterful free verse poem of the Spam Zone that shall be in the hearts of millions, most likely in disgust. Let us begin.
Dark clouds are smoldering into red While down the craters morning burns. The dying soldier shifts his head To watch the glory that returns.
I see the random assortment of stanzas is coming along quite well. Keep it up, fellow sirs and madams.
[COLOR="CC00000"]I have a headache. My dog is barking. I have a headache. KHV isn't helping. I have a headache. Bright fonts are burning my retinas. I have a headache. Ginta's return probably won't help. I have a headache. I'm out of fucking painkillers.[/COLOR]
We spar in the dance that is life. With moves as powerful to the human body as dance is to the soul. With grace we kick and fight, the impending fate. But all hope is lost as darkness closes in.
I lurched my head down in shame, Knowing that nothing can take you away from that fame, That deadly sour distaste, Coming from your very face, Has led me astray... Canem Et Canem. It was either you, or me who'd suffer this fate. There. D:
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of rep and taste. I've been around for a long three months, Stole many a man's jokes and games. And I was around when Zexion's Wife Had her 46-page thread of shame. Made damn sure to sigquote Rissy When she said somethin' sexy by mistake. Pleased to meet you! Hope you pronounce my name!
The frame in which the truth lurks below the rubble The illusion of it all Trapped Inside the maze without an end... Why do you give yourself the luxury of existence? The frame in which the truth lurks below the rubble and the depths of it all being the most dense. The absence of emotion displayed on your face In which isolation, hatred, jealousy, anxiety And nothingness bloom is the heaviest of all. The blue sky that seemed to be absurd Concealed a terrible spectacle.
I made three random poems over the first three staff members that came to mind. No offense was intended, just fun. --- Trolls are trolling, Noobs are noobing, Premiums are jolly, And Wolfie is brooding, Although it isn’t her fault; Don’t pin the blame, She’s naturally moody, And it’s quite a shame. Harriet is reading, Writing, and more, Posting up pictures, Curls galore! She tries her best, To keep calm and nice, But soon will be the moment, Where one will not think twice, A deep sigh, Twitch of the eye, One of these days, A noob will die. Styx is arguing, It’s his usual way, Keeping discussions on track, And trolls at bay. People have mixed views, Is he good or bad? Have I fapped over the vagina, That he never did have? He’s a mystery of a man, But don’t be wary; He’s not always so mean and scary.
There is a fire in my heart, an unending flame, for its start, I'm to blame. I can't move the fire, for I want it in my wrist, to release its entire, from my fist. As I make my fist ignite, I move the blaze, With all my might, in hope it stays. I release from my hand, a towering inferno, so that it can expand, and travel solo. With the fire gone, I will end my breath, I will rest for an eon, in my death.
Water is water. Though only when it waters Water By watering water. Now one may ask: How does one water water? Watering water is a very watery task. When Water is in contact with water Water washes away water. water bonds with Water. So when one would ask: How does one water water? Tell Water: Watering water waters water. And water water with a watering can. So that you may water water with water's water.
I shall watch as the end is nigh When people people realize the last two numbers of the pi The nerds were the first to rejoice The sacred Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything Now I must go I have misplaced my towel
The Vital Apparatus vent will deliver, oh it will WILL The weighted companion cube DOES speak Superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations I'm not hallucinating You are The companion cube would never desert me Dessert So long... Cake, ha ha Cake A lie The companion cube would never lie to me NEVER
