I leave for a week,

and the prems are now rainbow colored?

What happened?

 

Some members here came out of the closet and suddenly the sky bled rainbows in which premium names were soaked as a purification for their sins. Of course you will see by the members' conduct that this had an opposite effect. It's kind of like the story of Noah's Ark and the deluge except this is completely different.

 

Everybody turned to worship the Antichrist.

 

Ah. Figures

 

I turned gay.

 

We became jealous of the gif in your sig, so we decided to go gay.