1) If your friend needs to puke, don't give her a paper bag because that bursts and goes all the way down the bus 2) If you're going out drinking, don't get moldy before even getting on the bus 3) Drinking 7 shots and three pints only makes me slightly tipsy 4) Always bring a jacket with you because it can act as a pillow, a blanket or a seat 5) Ginger(s) and about 65% of women cannot handle more than 4 pints with getting drunk 6) If you see a guy try and pick a fight with a bouncer, remind him of the size difference between them otherwise he will be panned out on the road. So KHV, those are the new things which i have learned from my magical journey last night/this morning into a night club, anyone else care to add things that they have learned from such experiences?
I've learned how to stop my friends from drinking to much so they don't get sick, how much alcohol intake I can have without getting sick, and how not to get caught ;)
Don't leave any of your personal electronics in the same room as your drunk father or else he ends up puking on it.
All grown up now? :-P Nah, just kidding. Glad you had a great time. Tell him to "swallow back" and fight it, then hit the emergency button. If you see him being sick though, it's best to let him puke beforehand. Tell him to stick a finger in his mouth. If he's too drunk to do even that, you can stick your own finger in his mouth, but pull back quickly or you won't be very happy. Exactly. That's possible, but don't count on it the next time you go out boozing. There can be a HUGE difference between one day and the other. It depends on a lot of factors: your drinking speed, how much and what you ate before you go out, your physical condition etc. Swell advice. Nothing to remark here, except to keep an eye on said jacket. It'll get stolen sooner than you might think. Correct. For women, it's because they are generally lighter than men and because they have a lower concentration of alcohol dehydrogenase in the body. I still know women who could probably drink you al the way to hell any day of the week and twice on Saturdays, but that's the general idea. As far as gingers go, it's probably because they have no soul. This is the only actual bad advice of the lot. Bouncers know how to do their job and they usually don't like it if you interfere in any way, even if you have good intentions. Remember that you've been drinking and they haven't. To a sober mind, even someone who is mildly tipsy can be mistaken for an idiot. Besides, let the guy learn it the hard way and be chucked across the room for all you care. You may have been lucky that it all ended well, but there was probably nothing the bouncer himself couldn't resolve. Best to leave it alone. EDIT: Unless it was one of your friends of course... Then it's recommended to stick up for him...and go against him at times. ====== As for my personal experiences...I have a lot to say on the subject, as you may already have guessed... Best advice I can ever give, however, is this: At all times.
When you drink and then drive, you may or may not crash into the back of a van and get suspended from driving for 18 months. Also, don't just get out the car and run away... it doesn't work. Oh, this wasn't me, I'm far too much of a lightweight to go drinking and remember it all. It was infact my english teacher, I lol'd.
No. No it isn't. ESPECIALLY not when it's a really hot girl. Allow me to explain with this formula: P = 1/(H*D) where P = the probability you'll get into her pants H = the hotness of the broad in question D = how drunk you are (this is actually a more complex variable, and can even turn in your favor, but let's simplify the formula for now) Hot girls are generally harder to get into bed, either because they have tons of friends you'll have to confront, or because they get such offers all the time. Ask yourself this: is it really worth ignoring or betraying your friends for that 1% chance of you sleeping with a hot girl? I say it isn't, and anyone who will tell you otherwise most likely has no friends and is a virgin to boot. The only exception to the rule is when your bros turn out to be false bros (forcing your attention, making you do degrading stuff, costing you too much, etc). But there is NO exception to the rule when you go out with real bros.
-When a dude makesyou chug, know who the dude is and make sure he knows what you're buzzed on. Jack and Vodka = UNSANITARY VOMITING. - When girls are grinding on you, their boyfriends are most likely getting ready to f*** you up from a distance. Best excuse: "Well, it's my birthday, and after I told them that, well, you know...." P.S.: It's not your birthday. - When you're ready to fall over and feel the spew coming out, get in the car and sit with your head pointed towards the door and your seat pulled back. Even if you're in deep sleep, you will know to move your head out and let it rip outside the car. - Making out with girls with tongue-piercings when your drunk is......just, just don't do it. So many regrets....so many.....
I have to agree with Styx on this for the most part. Go for the hot girl but only when you have to go ahead from your bro's and if you get in with her then invite her over to drink with your friends, that how me and my friends always operate or of an occasion we leave the one going for the girl go, as long as he knows we'll embarrass the sh*t out of him in front of her as a joke :P Also i agree about the Jack and Vodka Spike, bad combo unless you've broken in your liver beforehand.
