It was when [you] went on that one date. It's pretty embarrassing, but I guess I can say it here. Well, on said date, [you] had to go to the bathroom pretty badly. The **** that needed to be taken was so severe, it was running down [you]'s legs. So [you] finally made it to the bathroom, but there was, like, a huge steaming pile in [you]'s pants. [you] tried cleaning it up, but it was too late, the pants were stained. [you] couldn't go back out there. So [you] stayed in the bathroom until [you]'s date left.
