"What's tummer been drinkin'?" That girl was smoking hot. Yes, I could've nailed her, but no it's not a failure, 'cause there's one thing she is not. To score a ten would be just fine but I'd rather be dressed to the nines! It's a truth you can't refute; nothing suits me like a suit.
That would be horribly painful and unproductive. I believe you are misinterpreting the art movement of Realism.