I knew my skills would come in handy one day...

After having abandoned my "cookie castle" for over three years, I have finally found my true calling.

 

Oh so you run that factory that consists of elf slave labor to make your cookies. What a magnificent idea.

 

Oh god, I need some cookies now.

 

Not elves. Grandmas.

 

......Well at least it's not as bad as using a girl scout as a market right?

 

This is the game being referenced here: http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

 

Wow, that cookie kingdom the most I've ever done is reach the rocket ship.

 

Get on my level.

 

I need to step up my game, by a lot.

 

Of course. You come back after I go through and clean my following list.

 

I'm not "back." You should know by now that I never fully return, I simply haunt when I'm bored. I'm a ghost, you see.

 

Sorry, but ghosts don't exist. :3

 

Well at least your not a stranger right?

 

King of the North.

 

Too lazy to screenshot, so here's my new stats. Approximate numbers used for those that were changing just too gosh darned fast.

Cookies in bank: ~4,000,000,000
Cookies earned (all time): ~221,000,000,000
Buildings owned: 788
Cookies per second: 38,183,654.5
Cookies per click: 1,708.4
Running version: 1.021
Upgrades unlocked: 40/41

 

You're all scrubs.

 

This may have gotten out of hand.