I just squished a fly ...

... well I was looking out the window next to the computer and next thing I knew a big huge fly , the size of a gum ball started buzzing into my face so I screamed and grabbed a phone book and I smacked that fly into the window , then I wacked it 4 more times till I killed really good . Man those phone books are good fly swatters.

 

I saw that kind of fly before, me and my friend call it the "big ugly blob thing."

 

Lol, I hate that too. Especially when I'm on the computer or doing homework, then a random fly will buzz around me until I smack the hell out of it. >.>

 

Oh no ... theres another big fly . O_O

 

I hope you squished it by now...

I was too afraid to squish a bug that big. So me and my friend would drive it out of the house, if it was outside, we would stay inside and watch it until it flew away.

 

Don't worry I got it , with a phone book.:D

 

Once a fly landed on my head... I had a fly swatter...
Uhh... I think you know the rest.

 

Once there was this bottle of Pepsi near my house. and there was a lot of buzzing in the bottle. It was flies lots of them! So I squished the bottle like crazy. It all turned into ook! it was really gross. But cool looking too!