I just read my fortune cookie

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  1. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    It tells me I demonstrate refinement in everything I do.

    Discuss.
     
  2. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    This thread is extremely shoddy. You have failed the cookie.
     
  3. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Christ, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen you post.

    +1 internet.
     
  4. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Now he can upgrade from AOL Dial Up to a cardboard box!
     
  5. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Why were you eating a fortune cookie at 11am?
     
  6. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Because I HAD a fortune cookie at 11 am.
     
  7. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    craaaaaaaaaaaaaavings
     
  8. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    Dalk's ovaries demand fortune cookies.
     
  9. Ashwa <3 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I had chinese for breakfast this morning.
     
  10. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Lo mein ftw?
     
  11. Clear_so_you_can't_See Traverse Town Homebody

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    I have had cake for breakfast before...
    And no Tofu FTW
     
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    Yes .
     
  13. Ashwa <3 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    eff yeah. and sweet and sour chicken.
    Very fulfilling in the morning.
     
  14. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    On Friday my school ruined my life by breaking the news to me that Fortune Cookies don't come from China and are purely American.
     
  15. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    No way. Sesame chicken ftw!

    you must feel so smart right now
     
  16. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    You are amazing.
     
  17. Ashwa <3 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    :D asdfghjkl;
     
  18. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    I once got a fortune cookie that said "Jesus Hates You (:"


    Btw french fries aren't from France.
     
  19. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    Belgium fries ftw.
     
  20. Ashwa <3 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Freedom fries lol, no.