I just had

a party at my place, which lasted the entire night. It was amazing.
it included things like
- 24 glasses broke.
- Setting a plastic chair on fire.
- 10 crates of beer, and beer bottles about everywhere in my house
- A big bowl filled with weed, which is gone now
- If I got a penny for every empty bottle of strong liquor I would be rich
and lots of other things.

I now have 2 hours to clean the house before my parents return.
They don't know I organised a party.

I love being a teenager.

 

I went to a party, I got a contact. I was at waffle house 'till 3 a.m.
I didn't have as great of a night as you.

 

Waffles & Women. It's still a good combination tho.

 

Your never suppose to have a party at YOUR house.

 

This is true. Push someone else into sacrificing his place instead.
It worked for me several times.

Last time I went to a home party we took a lamp and bound it to his satellite dish just so he couldn't clean his place up in time. In retrospect that wasn't even necessary; he had enough trouble with the stains on the carpet.

 

I'm twelve years old and what is this

 

Point taken but if you hadn't just quoted me then editing my post would have actually had a point.

 

ficksed it

 

Well, a carpet is a fabric used for covering floors. It comes in many sizes, shapes, patterns and colours.

 

Not that kind of contact. lol

 

No, you definitely are.

 

My friend went to a Skins party once. Foam started coming out of the ceiling for no reason.

 

For some reason, this made me remember my Hardcore music listening period. I felt so bad afterwards.