I just found some dust in my pocket...

It's talking to me right now. What should I tell it?

 

That Blink 182 is a fifth grade gimmick and that your sig is scarily awesome.

 

It said that people only like them out of some misplaced nostalgia, and thank you for the comment about the sig.

 

Ask it if it would like to go out with me some time.

 

It said that it would rather ****, freeze the **** into a spear, then spear itself multiple times than go near you.

 

Eat it.

._.

 

You sick ****.

 

Ask what the best 'that's what she said joke' is.

 

"Don't stick that there" "That's what she said"
"I'm getting off right now" "That's what she said"

He couldn't decide.

 

Ask it if it will have pity sex with me.

 

Ask it what's the meaning of life.

 

He's already put a restraining order on you and said to get the **** away.

Beer, drugs, and sex.

 

Ask it if it will give me money. I won't stay away otherwise. And by money, I mean sex. Or $500,000,000.

 

That's some smart dust you have there.

 

Ask him what he thinks of "You should hear me do it on the floor" "That's what she said"

Favorite alcohol?

 

He said only a ****** halo fanboy would like that one.

And he prefers Absinthe. Or however you spell it.

 

lol'd, would lol again

 

Ask him if he'll play Halo 3 with me and Vivi.

Not a bad choice at all.

 

He said he only plays with good players if he plays at all. He said he's too busy playing a manly game like Wii Music to bother with halo trash.

 

XD! Ask him if he'll play KZ2 with muah when I rent it and get a PSN tag?