No. You get your soul sucked into the server in order to appease it and thus prevent it from killing us all.
HOLY MOTHER **** MOTHER SANDWICH WITH A **** ON TOP! ... and a side helping of **** I like this new name! :) It'll take time to get used to, though. Put your original name in the sig.
Also there's a past usernames box that you can put in your personal information, so it shows up on your profile, it'd be appreciated if you fill that in.