I hit a little kid in the face with a door and didn't care.

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  1. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    As we know, I hate little kids, so my friend(Zxeam) and I are heading down the stairs and on the first floor a little first grader and her friend start to open up the hallway door while my friend and I are walking by(I was saying something-I forgot what, anyway) I just pushed the door closed(barely any force) and hit the little girl in the face with the door and just kept talking to my friend and he starts laughing and I was like, "Oh Yeah," and we laughed about it for like an hour.
     
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    O_o.....that's kind of harsh man.....though I think I'd do that on a not caring day when I'm PMSing.
     
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    such a badass. /sarcasm
     
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    that was badass.
     
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    Nice !
     
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    Thats evil!!!!!!
     
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    Yet mildly hilarious at the same time.
     
  11. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    I happen to be a first grader and I take high offence to this.
     
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    You're a dolphin.
     
  13. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Oh so dolphins can't be first graders?

    Racist.
     
  14. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Excactly. They can't be first graders because THEY ARE F*CKING DOLPHINS
     
  15. Misty gimme kiss

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    Why were you in the same place as a first grader? o_o;
     
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    7-8th:3rd floor
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    My friend and I were going to the basement.
     
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    Thats horrible D:
     
  19. Misty gimme kiss

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    I don't think I've ever heard of a school like that. o_o;
     
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    my middle school was like that


    They stuck the caf in the worst place ever...