I have an important question!!!

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Where do babies come from?

 

Your mom.

NO WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND I MEANT TO SAY SNAKEs

 

hahaha, we've had this discussion before.

 

I know. *extra characters*

 

Well when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they make a responsible decision tooo *gets hit by a car*

 

When a man and a woman have sex, and sperm gets into her ****** and meets an egg it fertilizes it. During a 9 month period the baby grows in the womans belly which makes her fatter and cranky. Eventually the baby will be pulled/pushed out of her ****** and it will be a beautiful baby....or an ugly one if it's dead. Either way I'm gonna eat it.

 

What? No! They come from tender smoked pork machines.

 

"If you rub your tummy while saying i want a baby 3 times before you go to bed, a baby will appear under your pillow the next day."

 

I like her explanation better xD

 

Okay. Go in the bathroom. Turn off the lights. Say "Bloody Mary" 3 times while facing the mirror, and Bloody Mary will appear and kill you.

 

It was a quote by me from another thread of the same subject.

 

Ill tell you when your old enough hur hur hur
;3

 

I already said it in full detail though >.>

 

Split it with me? :3

 

Anytime love :3

 

Haha, I've done that already, thank you. ^^

 

Are you...are you dead?

 

Yupp, entirely. Look. *shows arm* Seeeee through~

 

How do babies taste anyways? I have always been wondering why people eat babies, and my first theory is that they taste good.

Do they?

 

Eating babies is almost as great as having sex.

Or, eating babies is way better than playing KH2.

Or, eating babies is just as fun as kicking them.

I'll think up some more. When I finish this baby.