I have an English family visiting right now

What do I do?

 

Speak Dutch in front of them to make it sound like you're talking about them behind their backs.

 

Give them tea and crumpets. Go watch a cricket match. I think it'll work.

 

And don't forgot to laugh at every bumper on the field while discussing the proper way to bowl a drive into the country wot wot.

 

wut? .

 

It's something I often hear the English say.

 

Run .

 

That's not something I've heard them say

 

I didn't say it was in real life.

 

Don't do anything Nekoki suggests...Except make them tea.
We like tea.
...Unless they're strange and don't like tea. In that case.... give them coffee!
NEKOKI! Fetch me my cravat!

 

Paint your faces red and jump around and tell them this is the normal thing to do here, and it would be disrespectful for them not to join in.

 

Protip: Don't means do in English English.

THE ONE YOU STOLE FROM MEDGEY?!

 

"borrowed". I "borrowed" it.
But, yes, that one.

 

Yeah. "Borrowed." Sure.

Here it is.