I have an eight page research paper to write by tomorrow.

Luckily it's double spaced ololol

But I just cannot focus omg. I wonder if my teacher would mind if I switched the topic from "The Relevance of Feminism in 21st Century America" to "Why Doctor Who is the Best Show Ever" or "Why Cheese Nips Taste Best When Refrigerated" because those are topics close to my heart today

 

Or why Right handed people are better then left handed people.

Or why Hitler is a total arsehole.

 

I never got the whole 'write so many pages' essays. We're always told a minimum and maximum amount of words for our essays.

Toss in some Star Wars, Dr. Who and Gilmore Girls references and you're gold.

 

Talk about the importance of paradoxes and why not to cause them. It will sound incredibly sophisticated and, if explained well, it will probably guarantee you a solid B.

 

One of the few papers i had to write in College for history was between 11 and 13 pages. It was actually harder than I thought, but that was just because of the amount of information I had. I had so much, and my style of writing needs a bit of work, so it ends up being a little longer than needed. When I finished the rough draft I got 13 pages, but at the final draft(mind you, this was after about 5 papers later) it was 11 pages. I managed to get a 100 on the paper, which is the first and last 100 I've gotten in college

 

Oh look! A thread about Doctor Who :lolface:

 

Wasn't the Doctor and a boy in a cupboard in that episode with Catherine Jenkins?

Wait, I'm actually talking about Doctor Who in a thread! ;.;

 

You could talk about how chilled cheese nips represent the cold, steely but inspiringly fresh taste of modern feminism.

 

I resent that.

 

They were, in The Christmas Carol.... but so was the shark :3

Also, to be totally serious,

Spoiler

the Doctor does appear to dislike himself because in the episode "Amy's choice" he says to the 'Dreamlord' - "No one hates me more than you do." and he's actually referring to the dark part of himself...

 

Okay guys I am legitimately certain that this paper is the worst thing I have ever written but I DON'T CARE ANYMORE BECAUSE I AM A FOURTH QUARTER SENIOR AND I AM ONLY WRITING THIS AS A GRADUATION REQUIREMENT. All I really have to do is get a passing grade c':
But for real, the thing has no organization or anything hahahaa and I don't even care

I don't get the numerical requirement at all, the best English teacher I had was in 11th grade and people would always be "HOW LONG DOES IT HAVE TO BE / HOW MANY WORDS???" and she would just say "as long as it needs to be B|." Make your goddamn point, show us you did some research to get to it, then stop. I'm pretty sure no teacher wants to read my eight page spiel of oh this newspaper says only 30% of women consider themselves feminists!! and I really don't want to write that, firstly. Secondly, CONCISION. It is important jfhdsjfdabfal

you know me too well kitty

 

That's probably what makes him a tragic hero. And maybe a hypocrite, liar, manipulator, and the such.
He's a hero that shouldn't be, interesting...

 

lol you're still in school. I finished like 2 weeks ago and graduated last week.

 

Ur in your last year of HS and you only have to write 8 pages but me in 8th grade has to write 7-10? How is that fair?

 

I've had to write much more for assignments before, trust me, hah.

also IT'S DONEEEEEEE AHHHHHHH
At a certain point I went a little batshit insane and the paper started to go after that but it is mildly coherent

 

As if you weren't already a bit batshit insane.

 

Hey Misty, you wanna know what the best part about being homeschooled was?
I DIDN'T HAVE TO WRITE A PAPER FOR GRADUATION!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!