I have an eight page research paper to write by tomorrow.

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  1. Misty gimme kiss

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    Luckily it's double spaced ololol

    But I just cannot focus omg. I wonder if my teacher would mind if I switched the topic from "The Relevance of Feminism in 21st Century America" to "Why Doctor Who is the Best Show Ever" or "Why Cheese Nips Taste Best When Refrigerated" because those are topics close to my heart today
     
  2. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Or why Right handed people are better then left handed people.

    Or why Hitler is a total arsehole.
     
  3. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    I never got the whole 'write so many pages' essays. We're always told a minimum and maximum amount of words for our essays.

    Toss in some Star Wars, Dr. Who and Gilmore Girls references and you're gold.
     
  4. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Talk about the importance of paradoxes and why not to cause them. It will sound incredibly sophisticated and, if explained well, it will probably guarantee you a solid B.
     
  5. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    One of the few papers i had to write in College for history was between 11 and 13 pages. It was actually harder than I thought, but that was just because of the amount of information I had. I had so much, and my style of writing needs a bit of work, so it ends up being a little longer than needed. When I finished the rough draft I got 13 pages, but at the final draft(mind you, this was after about 5 papers later) it was 11 pages. I managed to get a 100 on the paper, which is the first and last 100 I've gotten in college
     
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    Oh look! A thread about Doctor Who :lolface:
     
  7. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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  8. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    You could talk about how chilled cheese nips represent the cold, steely but inspiringly fresh taste of modern feminism.
     
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    I resent that.
     
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    They were, in The Christmas Carol.... but so was the shark :3

    Also, to be totally serious,
    the Doctor does appear to dislike himself because in the episode "Amy's choice" he says to the 'Dreamlord' - "No one hates me more than you do." and he's actually referring to the dark part of himself...
     
  11. Misty gimme kiss

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    Okay guys I am legitimately certain that this paper is the worst thing I have ever written but I DON'T CARE ANYMORE BECAUSE I AM A FOURTH QUARTER SENIOR AND I AM ONLY WRITING THIS AS A GRADUATION REQUIREMENT. All I really have to do is get a passing grade c':
    But for real, the thing has no organization or anything hahahaa and I don't even care
    I don't get the numerical requirement at all, the best English teacher I had was in 11th grade and people would always be "HOW LONG DOES IT HAVE TO BE / HOW MANY WORDS???" and she would just say "as long as it needs to be B|." Make your goddamn point, show us you did some research to get to it, then stop. I'm pretty sure no teacher wants to read my eight page spiel of oh this newspaper says only 30% of women consider themselves feminists!! and I really don't want to write that, firstly. Secondly, CONCISION. It is important jfhdsjfdabfal

    you know me too well kitty
     
  12. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    That's probably what makes him a tragic hero. And maybe a hypocrite, liar, manipulator, and the such.
    He's a hero that shouldn't be, interesting...
     
  13. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    lol you're still in school. I finished like 2 weeks ago and graduated last week.
     
  14. Heart ❤ Enjoy every moment with all ya got

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    Ur in your last year of HS and you only have to write 8 pages but me in 8th grade has to write 7-10? How is that fair?
     
  15. Aelin Best Waifu

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    im in grade 11 (but am taking grade 12 english) and the biggest essay i have ever had to write was like 2 pages. usually my teacher assign essays between 500 and 1000 words but mostly around 500.
     
  16. Misty gimme kiss

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    I've had to write much more for assignments before, trust me, hah.

    also IT'S DONEEEEEEE AHHHHHHH
    At a certain point I went a little batshit insane and the paper started to go after that but it is mildly coherent
     
  17. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    As if you weren't already a bit batshit insane.
     
  18. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Hey Misty, you wanna know what the best part about being homeschooled was?
    I DIDN'T HAVE TO WRITE A PAPER FOR GRADUATION!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!
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