I have a severe attitude problem.

Or so i was told.

A wee auld lady approached the till i was stationed at n' inquired 'bout a bottle of wine. She was confused whether it was red or white wine. As if she couldn't read the label. She handed me the bottle to check it, but i didn't, for it was after 10pm n' it is illegal to sell alcohol after that time. Wuff! She went mental! "HOW THE HELL CAN I EAT MY MEAL WITHOUT WINE!?!?!?" she asked. Now, i don't drink any alcohol so i didn't see what the big deal was. Tryin' to remain pleasant i asked her if she wanted me to place her microwave meal back. She declined but asked me what Riscotta was. I don't prepare the food so how on earth was i meant to know? I just take their cash. 8D She wasn't pleased that i couldn't help her but i did suggest she ask my supervior. By the expression on his face i could tell he didn't know either. I continued to serve folk in the queue which had grown quite long - there's always a rush of folk just after 10pm. She returned 'bout 5 minutes later havin' choosen another meal. She approached me, i smiled n' said somethin' like, "Oh, you made your mind up, that's a very nice meal...". She completely ignored my comment to spark up a conversation n' started rantin' at me. "I had to wait at the very end of the queue even though i have a bus to catch!" she complained. I had to hold my tongue. "Obviously. You left the flippin' queue." There was no way i was gonna hold everyone up just for her. The transaction went through n' i was gettin' her her change. "Give it all in pound coins!" So i gave it to her in pound coins. The queue had grown rapidly again so i wanted to get through it as quickly as possible since a lot of folks have trains to catch. Now, in my work we shouldn't ask customers if then need a bag (Unless the customer is purchasin' several items), they're meant to ask us since we charge - doin' our part to save the environment. xD I noticed she had a food bag that was half full hangin' off her arm, so i didn't ask her if she needed a bag n' handed her the meal (very few staff actually do this n' leave it to the customer to pick up). Oh man, Defcon 1! "DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CARRY THAT IN MY ARMS?! DO YOU!? GIVE ME A BAG!" she exploded. o__o She rambled on for quite a bit but she was difficult to understand. I apologised n' gave her a small bag which she then placed in the bigger bag. "You have a severe attitude problem, you know that!?", "ONLY TO RUDE CUSTOMERS!" I screamed to myself with a smile on my face. He guy behind the auld lady had begun laughin' at this point which set me off. I was tryin' so hard not to laugh. Then it was as though she threatened me. O__O "I'll remember you..." n' she stormed off as i politely said good bye.

I told my supervisor what happened since he couldn't hear what she was sayin' to me. We all had a grand chuckle.

 

You should be careful. Old ladies can be dangerous when they're a-swinging their handbags

'o.o

 

Nice. I'd be more concerned if you get the feeling you're being followed or watched later on...:D

 

WALL OF TEXT!jjjjjjjjjj

 

That's funny.

 

Was totally thinking this before I hit the reply button.

 

I have an attitude problem too I just get grounded or yelled by my parents (mainly my mom)

 

I'm too busy adjustin' my attitude problem to make it easier on the eyes.

 

lol
If some1 else started laughing i wouldnt be able to help it either :]

 

It can be cpntagious.