I have a joke for you!

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  1. rikuroxs99 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    It was a peaceful winters day at the white house. president Obama looks out the window to find that someone has peed the words Obama sucks into the snow. the president calls the police they tell him they have some bad news and some really bad news Obama says to give him the bad news they say "the urine belongs to Joe Biden the really bad news is its in your wives handwriting."


    and no i am not racist just because i don"t like Obama.
     
  2. Mathias Jay beauty is in everything

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  3. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    I didn't find that funny. I expected some hilarious punchline when I was halfway through. I was actually gearing up to laugh.
    but I was disappointed.

    But I did laugh at this.
     
  4. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    The thing I found funny was that there was only 1 period in the whole paragraph.
     
  5. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    I must say I laughed at this joke...I must also admit I have a tendency to laugh at almost anything the internet throws.
    I thought the average woman person can only have 1 period a month paragraph
     
  6. Juicy Chaser

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    Only average women? I dread to meet these superwomen.
     
  7. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    It was a peaceful winters day at rikuroxs99's house. Rikuroxs99looks out the window to find that someone has peed the words Rikuroxs99's joke sucks into the snow. Rikuroxs99 calls the police they tell him they have some bad news and some really bad news Rikuroxs99 says to give him the bad news they say "the urine belongs to EvilFiretruck the really bad news is its in your wife's handwriting."


    Lol it's funny when it isn't political.

    Nothing personal dude, just joking around.
     
  8. Always Dance Chaser

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    That was the worst joke I've ever read.
     
  9. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    All Some average women are scary enough don't you think?
     
  10. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    One day, Stalin, Roosevelt, and Churchill were walking down a street in Yalta.
     
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    A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar when the priest turns and says "Hey, you hear the one about us?"
     
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    =] cute.. thats cute