I have a cool story, bro

So once upon a time there was this milkshake named Hamilton, and every once in a while some ****** would shout "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!" and Hamilton would get sooooooo pissed. So eventually, Hamilton discovered a little trick to piss off all the other various desserts, beverages, and refreshments. He found that typing in the DimGray font actually made text INVISIBLE against KHV's new skin. He exploited this newfound ability to the point of it being whored, and by that time he had nothing to call his own anymore. So he killed himself.