I hate when people pour my cereal

They don't know the amount of milk I like.
They don't know how much cereal I want.
They don't know me.
They don't know my life.
They don't know what I've been through.

 

This won't be a problem if you stop eating cereal.

 

God damn it, why must you actually be right?

 

wow that's actually pretty true

 

This won't be a problem if you cut your mouth off.

 

...Can I offer you some toast instead?

 

that escalated quickly

 

Is it buttered?

 

EDIT: WHY MY PICTURES NO WORK?! ;_;

 

I know that exact feeling! ;-;

I know the exact way to do my cereal every morning, the right amount of cocopops, the right amount of milk (enough so they just swim but not too much), and then put in the microwave for 1:20 (because it's sooooooo good) and then it's perfect.

My mum made it once. She burnt my cereal ;-;

 

I just hate it when you pour the milk first.
ಠ_ಠ

 

you can still pour it down a funnel

 

They know your name not your story

 

You don't know how toasted I like my toast.
You don't know how much butter I like on it.
You don't know my life.
You don't know what I've been through.

 

Then eat a bowl of nails

 

...Why is someone else pouring your cereal?​

 

I was waiting for this. XD

 

Because he is too lazy to pour his own cereal.

 

My friends and I go to a cereal bar frequently. Because we're hipsters...or something. I don't know, I actually don't like going there.

 

I'm not even sure if you're being serious or not. That's actually dumb enough to be a thing, so, like... =\