I hate my job so much...

Dangit KHV, I REALLY hate my job. It's crap.
Actually, it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the people I worked with. Here, let me give you a basic layout:

First, there is this supermodel wannabe chick. Well, she's pretty hot I suppose, but GOD she is freaking USELESS. The girl is CONSTANTLY fixing her hair and putting on makeup like a whiny little beeyotch. She is EXTREMELY self-centered and NEVER thinks about anyone else's needs but her own. She's dumb as a box of rocks, and I find it surprising she has the brain power to be able to breathe.

Now the next chick is the complete opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet! Her career opportunities are endless, yet she chose us, and why, I'll never know. She is a 0 on a scale from 1 to 10. I'm not even sure she showers, much less brush her hair or teeth. I honestly think she's a lesbian.

But the jewel of the crown has to be the freaking stoner, and this guy is your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time within the last 10 years, and he's 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 60's, and to make things worse, he brings his huge dog to work EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. Every day I have to look at this huge great dane half stoned from all the second hand smoke. Heck, sometimes I think it's even trying to talk under it's constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to places like McDonalds or Burger King.
EVERY.
SINGLE.
FREAKING.
DAY.

So anyway, I drive these ******s around in my van and we solve mysteries n' stuff.

 

Oh no. Not a lesbian.

 

Oh hai Fred!

I laughed a lot, I wish I had your job.

 

I'm trying to figure out how being unhygienic fits in with being a lesbian.

 

I love you.

 

Wasn't Fred gay?

What do you work as?

 

Old. Saw this a long time ago. Nice copypasta.

 

Well he wore a girly scarf thing so maybe :3

Pre-world ruler, it's a fun job but all I want to do is sit around in a kids cartoon and figure out who the scary ghost is.

 

Oh this is classic 8'D.

 

omg i c wut u did thar

 

So, PirateNinjaHanyou wears a girly scarf? XD

 

Lol that was genuis :3

 

uh, it's called an ascot, and it makes me look fabulous.

 

That's what it's called! I completely forgot, I was trying to think back into Toy Story 3 and Ken's clothing :3

 

lol, very good. Didn't see it coming, and when the end hit, it all pieced together slowly.

 

Sounds like my mom's job 10 years ago.

 

Okay, I admit it.
I laughed.

 

Where'd you find this? There's one about Pokemon, but darn it I can't find it.

 

I lol'd a lot.

 

OP, you think your life is tough?

My mum practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the ****** prick next door who was always beating the **** out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth ****. Its not even like I had a choice, the town ****ing had something like 9 people living in it, I **** you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me.

You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were ****ing creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the **** up.

Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.