I had possibly the craziest hour of my life today

So we had this crazy Italian woman as a cover teacher. She was absolutely insane, she told members of the class they looked like Hitler, shouted RUN JEWISH BOY RUN to a guy in the class, AND THEN SHE GOT OUT AN UMBRELLA AND SAYS "I'll get you in the ass!" and brandished it around.

She was like "ohoho, I'm feeling a little naughty today!" I then proceeded to watch as she creeped up on this boy from behind and pretended to rape him with the umbrella. She spent nearly the whole hour dancing around making racist comments and laughing to herself.

 

....wait....WTF?!

 

I wish we had substitute teachers like that. Our last sub was all like, "I want to be a principal somebody, they be makin' mad bank, you know?" and he was a white dude. Eh, definitely not as cool as your story.

 

It was probably the most inappropriate situation I've ever seen. :v

 

One of the subs at my school is from England; she insults people with English insults no one understands.
She's my favorite. :'D

 

One of the subs at my school has a beard and a ponytail. Some students have affectionately nicknamed him 'Jesus Sub'. There's a facebook group for him and everything.

 

My favorite sub at my school is a guy named Mr. Moosamenchie or something like that, but we call him The Moose :lolface: He just sits and reads the newspaper and lets us do whatever the hell we want.

 

Well that must have been interesting...
All the subs in my school are mean, except the English subs for some reason my English subs are always kinder then our teacher.

 

All my subs turned out to be gay. In a Christian school. Hmmm....

 

And no one in your class went to the pinaple becuase......????

 

Well, I for one got normal Substitutes, who actually wanted to teach us.

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My life is so damn boring sometimes.

 

A couple of weeks ago we got to school and stood outside the classroom we were ment to be in for 10 minutes untill someone felt sorry for us and let us in. Our teacher wasn't there so we all got ready for class and waited. 30 minutes later, loads of paper airplanes and a game of badmiton with a screwed up peice of paper in a 20 by 10 ft class room (?)(they kept hitting people with the ball) everyone suddenly stops talking and somehow the boys put their rackets away in time before our teacher walks in and asks where the cover is. We all just sit there and go "what cover". Best friday we ever had.

 

For some reason when I read this I thought of Spitfire. What a good member he was.

 

the best substitute i ever had was my mom.

 

I remember one occasion when I was just lining up for maths two odd years ago... She was just about to let us into the class when the lights switched off and everyone was attacking one another in the dark. When the lights switched on, the Sub had no hair.

 

Our subs are normally boring and not very good. Except we have one awesome one who tells us ghost stories and lets us not do much work most of time. We also had a creepy one that tried to teach us the wrong stuff, read some of our palm's and told one girl she will have two and a half kids.

 

I once had a teacher who was completely convinced that she was abducted by aliens. We spent the rest of the class relating EVERYTHING we talked about to ufos and such. She was freaking out; halfway through the class she snapped,like "YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE! THIS IS ****ING SERIOUS". It was hilarious.

 

My sub started doing disco moves yesterday...he looked like 7 foot version of Gandi.

 

See, I don't know if you're being serious or not, but that actually happened to me once so D:

...woooooooow and I thought my classes used to get violent at times o_o where was their hair?

 

I honestly have no idea where her hair went.. The sub was heartbroken, she broke down in tears and rushed towards the staff room. I remember the head of year calling my class devil's spawn. Either that or FILTHY GREEEEEEEMLLLINS/SCUM. Kinda reminded me of Jeremy Kyle on heels for some reason. I can tell you now it wasn't my class back then, despite all the crap they did previously.

Then again, my maths class was one of the worst in our school at the time. Most of them did crazy shiit whilst they waited for the teacher to arrive (Parties, Dancing on tables, greasing up people's lockers... you name it, they've done it.). o_o Most subs that went to our class never went to our school again. I seriously don't blame them for leaving.

Other than that, the subs I've had throughout secondary were weird. One said the sun revolves around some girl in my class, and that Pokemon was a conspiracy. >.>

BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA xDD :lolface: I can just picture it now xD

I bet no-one took her seriously in the end after she said that.

That teacher sounds insane. :lolface: