I got the weirdest assignment in history class

I have to pretend to be God sending a two paragraph friendly letter to Siddartha, founder of Buddhism. Then I have to explain why he isn't allowed in heaven if he doesn't switch to Christianity.

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I find that religous in so many ways ima go tell the muslims.

 

I also find this assignment very religious. :.-.:

 

That class needs to get some facts straight, me thinks

 

...And this is History?

 

So I guess that thing about separation of church and state is working just fine?

 

don't you mean budda? budda founded buddhism

 

lrn2religion

 

no, it was Siddartha. a Budda is a person who has reached enlightenment. So, anybody can be a Budda.

 

I've already corrected someone.

Buddha.

Wait, I don't care.​

 

Tell him how he and his silly Indian people should all bow to you in your mightiest, and cut off all of their and so you can sell it for profit.

 

Tell him that if he doesn't you'll enslave a billion of his followers and exploit them economically for 100 years.

 

Something wrong with this assignment.

Oh wait. There it is. It works now.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

May someone mind informing me when History class turned into Theology class?

 

religious intolerance ftw

 

What does this have to do with muslims?

 

Then he's right. Siddartha founded it and then became Buddha, as can anyone else.

 

Due to literal translation, yes. But then again, hentai means "pervert" in an insulting way, and we all know how accurate a definition that is in any given culture, including Japan.

 

Point is, Saki is correct. You do not question him.

 

Your point being?

Also if you're using a translator for this, well there's your counterpoint.