I got Served by some old lady.

I guess so. I was at WallGreens and some old lady kept following me around, and then I was in line buying a toothbrush and floss xD and she stood REALLLLY close to me. She was like breathing down my neck and then she tried putting the stuff she was buying with my stuff so the cashier would mess up and I'd end up buying it. So I put out the money like a millisecond after he scanned my last item, and then he went to scan the lady's stuff after I was leaving and then she started following me to my house and I was like 'Jesus Christ!' and I started to run as fast as I could to my house and I couldn't see her then I cut the corner figuring she knew where I was going and there was a pilot who was walking really SLOOOOWLY so I was like "Move!" And I cut around him and waited for a few cars to pass till I crossed the street and then I completely floored it running to my house. I ended up running into a car. But hey I didn't care 'cause I was looking behind me, and then I got up and ran to my house and up the stairs. My dad didn't notice.

xDDD

He eventually DID notice I have a bruise on my face and he was like "What happened?" And I was like "I ran into a car." and he's like "Why?" and I'm like "Some old lady was stalking me." and he's like "What'd she look like?" and I'm like "I dunno. She was breathing down my neck I only cared about getting AWAY from her."​

 

Sounds like you got served by that car.

 

Holy sh*t o_O

 

I've had worse. One time some guy sped up when I was crossing the street and tried to hit me. ​

 

That would have scared me really bad! I hope the bruise gets better!

 

lol i woulda been like "Get lost b*tch!" xDDD...well it depends if it was intentional..which it was...O_o...

 

I dunno. I was saying random things to myself to stay calm. it was like one of those things where you almost smile when running away thinking you've gottena way and then BAM​

 

That old lady was actually me in disguise! OR WAS IT? DUN DUN DUNNN. >:3

 

cant understand you,put your teeth back in your mouth xD

 

Lol. I have teeth!.... OR DO I?!

 

theres some guy on my street who does that all the time. once he missed my friend by about an inch and we bricked his windows! XD