I can't believe it

You guys seriously won't believe what happened to me earlier today. It was the freakiest thing.

Just, listen to me here, alright. So I was walking home from school, when this white van swerves off the road and onto the sidewalk like RIGHT next to me. These two guys jumped out wearing these masks. And like...I was just so...

Lost, I guess, I had no idea what was going on, they kept screaming at me. I couldn't really understand them, like they were speaking English but nothing really registered to me.

The funny thing is, I didn't even notice them shove a mask over my face too, I think I was pretty delirious at this point, not like HIGH delirious, but like "Dude, wtf is going on?".

Game turns out to be that this Paramedic Team got called to the site of a massive chemical spill where a trunk carrying liquid nitrogen exploded. They were in the wrong town, rounding up people. And it was SO hilarious when I was in the van, and I asked what the **** was happening. The Paramedics turn to me and say "Read the first word in each paragraph!".

 

Manly tears.

 

Damnit that's like the 3rd time today.

 

I.

****ing.

Hate.

You.

Also you have another tumor.

 

...GODDAMNIT. Who keeps doing this to me!?

 

So what about the ACTUAL town that is possible invaded by zombies now?

 

I knew I was screwed when Lost was capitolized and there was a large gap between "so..." and "Lost"

Damn you Kira.

 

And yet you read on anyway Silly, silly man.

 

Curiosity killed the cat.

 

Damn it!! Why does nothing ever good happen when i'm around?!!!

 

wow Cinn. i'd just be all like outscreaming them if i was in your place. good reactions.

 

screw you
i was confused at why there was the huge gap after so but didn't care then <.<