I am not dead yet

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Xert, Apr 9, 2008.

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  1. Xert Traverse Town Homebody

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    I can dance and I can sing
     
  2. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    I am not dead yet
    I can do the highland fling :D
     
  3. Rikus_blade Destiny Islands Resident

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    I am not dead yet
    I can still beat you up
     
  4. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Do not stand at my grave and weep
    I am not there, I do not sleep
    I am a thousand winds that blow
    I am the diamond glints on snow
    I am the sunlight on ripened grain
    I am the gentle autumn's rain.

    When you awaken in the morning's hush
    I am the swift uplifting rush
    of soaring birds in circled flight.
    I am the star that shines at night.

    Do not stand at my grave and cry.

    I am not there, I did not die.




    *Thud* AND NOW HE'S DEAD.
     
  5. Xert Traverse Town Homebody

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    I'm not yet dead
    no need to go to beed
    no need to call the doctor because I'm not dead
     
  6. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    He is not yet dead
    That's what the geezer said
    No, hes not yet dead
    That man is off his head
     
  7. Misty gimme kiss

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    My friend has a shirt that says "I'm not dead yet."
     
  8. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    *Lancelot whacks him with a shovel*
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    Well now he's dead!
    You whacked him on the head
    Sure, now he's dead
    It makes me just see red
    You are such a brute
    To murder that old coot
    You homicidal b****d, now he's really dead
    Who is the knave who put him in his grave
    And who needs to manage his anger?

    Best. Line. Ever. xDD
     
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