I am going to Hell in a few days.

I must find something to do so I do not find it abhorrently boring. Any suggestions, Travel Guide Spam Zone? And I do hear you also find excellent hotel rates.

 

Bottled water.

Lots and lots of bottled water.


Oh and suntan lotion.

 

A few soft plushies incase you get lonely in the darkness.

 

Well, this guy I know took a cross with him, apparently it was rather handy. Though, I believe the large scythe on his back was much more useful.

And I assume a small cult you belong to are trying to get this printed on a shirt?

 

This pamphlet on Hell explicitly states that one should not bring a shirt. Or any clothes, for that matter.

 

Not even your birthday suit?

 

It is not stated on the pamphlet. I am assuming removing my birthday suit from my body would be a form of what the denizens of Hell call "physical torture".

 

Bring Summer Clothes
I've Heard It IS Very Warm Right There

 

i thought you already went to Texas.

 

I lol'd. .

 

There are nine circles of Hell.

 

Shit suuuux

Not the joke, that was pretty okay

 

Are you bringing back pictures and souvenirs?...

 

Hell, Michigan ain't that bad.

But i warn you, dining in Hell is not good, very bad service