I am currently in need of a demon butler

Any takers? c:

 

I am but a mere maid .

sorry
:c

 

Are you twelve and gay?

 

Depends. Do you mind giving up that soul of yours? I've been looking to add more to my collection.

 

I will do it for a doughnut and 30 bucks

 

I am in for whatever the hell this is.

 

I would argue that a maid would be better. o u o

I'm not gay. I'm demonsexual.

A COLLECTION?! I want to be your one and only. ; n ;

Only I am allowed to have donuts. No one else!

~evil cackling~

 

Wait, I read that as Demon Butter, not Butler.....









































FACKING HELL I AM SO SCREWED WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTOTO OTOTIFRJGRJRIjfasdfghjkl;

 

Oh, it's not that bad! You just have to kill things for me, and accept that fangirls will write homosex fanfiction about us.

 

that's not so bad...

 

I'm no demon, but I am a alcoholic, that's just as good. And I can find you a really cheap butler.

 

Well, depends on which demon you mean. I will be your butler to the next world if that's what you desire...

 

fine then 40 dollars and a wood sword