I am currently a member of a rather odd theatre troupe.

My fellow thespians include the capital of Azerbaijan, a Roman consul, Marcus Aurelius, and a young man whose parents had apparently forgotten to specify his first name on his birth certificate.

Though we define ourselves as part of a theatre troupe named after Greek mythology, our current definite plans are to kidnap the birthstone of January from another city founded by Alexander the Great. I shall most certainly hope this shall not lead myself on a wild adventure featuring various other characters.

 

Various other characters including Mr. T, I presume?