I accidentally left my bottle of root beer in the freezer overnight

So when I went to go get it today, I noticed it was frozen

Stupid determined as I was, I still tried to open it. It did open, but in turn a fountain of fizzy root beer foam gushed out and now the entire kitchen counter is covered in root beer.

Don't tell my parents please.

 

I would tell them if they ever log on.

 

They already know :=D:

 

What? Oh shi-

 

Wh-

Goddammit.

If you'll excuse me I must think up a proper lie to cover up this mess.

 

Blame it on the Dalkohol.

 

Or just clean up the mess and be the angelic son that we all know you are. :lolface:

 

Who are you?

 

I told them when we were discussing all of the others things you've done to warrant punishment.

 

blame a sibling or pet :lolface:

 

Nah.
...
I GOT MONKEYS IN ME!

 

just don't leave unopend cans of soda in the freezer too long, they explode D:

 

Your best friend :'D

 

I learned this from experience.

 

I'm gonna try that.

 

It's okay What?, you can just escape to my house if you're in so much pai- *shot*

 

I'd love that.

 

it happened to me. I came home from school and the can exploded in the freezer knocking all the magnets off of it D:

 

That seems fun.

I should stil a whole case of Pepsi in there. :/8D:

 

not fun to clean up, trust me :/