Yesterday, at 3 AM, I went to go get a cup of water. I also had to go to the bathroom. When I filled my cup with water, I drank it immediately. Since I was half-asleep, I pissed in the cup instead of going to the bathroom. The funny part is I forgot I drank the water and ended up drinking some of my own piss.
[insert Yao Ming "True Story" here] @Smurf: First you don't believe What? is staff, and now you don't believe I drank my own piss? Next you'll be saying that Pokémon don't exist.
What? being on staff is believable, i just wanted to confirm it. You drinking your own urination..eh..not so much sorry.